March 2011
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February 2011
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The Oscars: Ultimatum
Mom: the oscars start in five minutes, get out of the living room!
Me: NO! why can’t you just watch it in your room?
Mom: Because the tvs is biggr.
Me: I was here first
Mom: don’t make me g and pull THE BOX out from undr your bed that smells like weed
Mom: thats right, run!
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If you let your head get too big it’ll break your neck.
– Elvis Presley
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Body Bliss: 8 Ways to Honor Your Body Today →
You’re beautiful.
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Stay Hungry
tumblrgym:
I look down on people who are waiting, who are helpless. I like people who think there is more to life than eating or going to the toilet. Ever since I was a child, I would say to myself, “There must be more to life than this,” and I found that I didn’t want to be like everybody else. I wanted to be different. I wanted to be part of the small percentage of people who were leaders,...
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going for it
I’ve been on a rollercoaster with this whole film production thing. I was really into it, then I was going to give up on it, then I gave it another shot, then I was going to give up on it again, but now I’m going to go for it. For reals this time.
Even though I had “given up” on it, I was/am still working in it. A friend I made on the first film I worked told me that she...
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Godo 2.0: "Thinspo" →
elizabethgodo:
I didn’t realize until recently that “fitspo” is kind of like the healthy, balanced-lifestyle older-sibling of “thinspo” (which I’d never heard of). I did a tumblr search tonight out of curiosity about the weightloss community, and was struck with the kinds of goals this massive group of girls…
I just went through this a few days ago. Thinspo is CRAZY to me. I just...
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random sadness
I suppose I should just go to bed then.
goodnight.
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You wouldn’t worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how...
– Eleanor Roosevelt (via carlybrodsky)
True that. I’m not as important as I think I am.
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Personal Contest
Dad: I try to win hot dog eating contest. 6 were too many. I barf
Dad: Maybe it was the chocolate cake i ate afterwards. My tummy hurt.
Dad: The pound of potato salad didn’t really help.
Me: What? What contest?
Dad: It was a contest against me. I won! Mom doesn’t know about the contest. Shhhh!
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Am I the only one who see's the resemblance?
ohaydillon:
LOL
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Two Questions
Mom: what’s oxycotten?
Me: a drug mom.
mom: what’s a pearl necklace?
Me: we are not having this conversation.
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Here’s the difference: there’s no tradition of scientisits knocking down the...
– Neil DeGrasse Tyson (via cocknbull)
FYEAH Wolverine
Wolverine: Hey--it's me.
Cyclops: Prove it.
Wolverine: You're a dick.
Cyclops: ...Okay.
um, why haven't I seen X-Men before?
This movie is fuggin AAWWWEESSOOOOMMMEEEE
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Spencer Green: Rahm Emanuel Allowed on Oscar... →
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences unanimously agreed to allow Rahm Emanuel’s name on the Oscar ballot in the prestigious and hotly contested category of Best Supporting Actor, in which he will be competing against Christian Bale, John Hawkes, Jeremy Renner, Mark Ruffalo and Geoffrey Rush. “I don’t care what category I’m in,” said a jubilant Emanuel....
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McBain: The Movie
From the Simpsons! Someone took all the clips shown during The Simpsons, and turned it into it’s own feature.
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Robert Sutton: The No Asshole Rule: Part 1 →
Fascinating article, makes me want to read the book, The No Asshole Rule: Building a Civilized Workplace and Surviving One That Isn’t.