so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a...
willinoise: ^lil playa~~ so does this make me a fucked up individual or HAHAHA.
Bold what's true. →
It’s night right now. There’s something else you should be doing at the moment. You ate chicken today. You are lactose intolerant. (sometimes) There’s a nearby TV on. You get along with your neighbors. Twilight is a horrible series. You’re hungry right now. You have worked out today. Running a mile sounds awful. You have a job. You love to bake Christmas cookies. Your parents...
How to be classy in three easy steps:
Open this tab. Open this tab. Open this tab.
clientsfromhell: Client: “I don’t like that button, it sorta sticks out…” Me: “Yeah, it’s supposed to do that.” Client: “It doesn’t look like the rest of the website. It doesn’t blend in with the colours, y’know.” Me: “It’s a Call To Action—we want people to notice it, and click it.” Client: “Well, I don’t like it. I don’t want stuff that sticks out.” Me: “Doorknobs stick out, and people use...
Colin & Brad: Two Man Group →
I just watched this on Netflix Instant Watch. Let me tell you, it is HILARIOUS. If you like Whose Line is it Anyway? you’re really going to like this. I was laughing so hard.
I don’t understand why my parents still feel like they have to wake me up in the morning. I’m 24 years old and they still barge in telling me to get up. I really don’t need to be woken up. I think I can handle that. Seriously, now I’m sitting here when I could have been getting some extra zzz’s. I really need to move out.