September 2010
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“These little boys just aren’t doing it for me.”
– My dad - talking about “Future Funk” on America’s Got Talent.
August 2010
55 posts
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GET ME OUT OF HERE.
you can cut the tension with a knife.
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“Never look down on anybody unless you are helping him up.”
– Jesse Jackson
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a meatball, fries, and drink
My mom: What's A-T-H-F?
Me: Aqua Teen Hunger Force --- the show with the meatball, fries, and drink.
My mom: Oh.
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The PayPal site is really hard to navigate. I’m trying to find shiz for the Ernie’s Girls site and it’s a B.
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Bee sting.
I got stung by a bee yesterday. I haven’t been stung since I was a kid and I totally forgot how much it hurts.
I was really mad after it happened. I’m blaming my dog. There’s a bee hive in a birdhouse in the backyard. Normally, the bees don’t bother anyone. Last night they were swarming the back door porch light.
My dog was being restless and kept making me go outside...
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“How many more failed talk shows does one person need?”
– My sister, on Rosie O’Donnell getting a talk show on Oprah’s new network.
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What's your favorite Pandora station?
I love to tell people about Pandora. A lot of people have it now, but what do they ask me, what’s your favorite station?
Don’t these people know how Pandora works? The station evolves to your taste. Even if you have the same station to begin with, it’s not the same station farther down the road.
I've stayed up way too late
But this is what happens when I start working on a design. I can’t stop until it’s GOOD. Except this time it’s an entire website, so I can’t stay up forever.
Goodnight.
Tumblrinos
I’m glad I’ve found the cool people on Tumblr. Some Tumblrinos are jerkwads.
Why are so many people in their 20s taking so long... →
This is me.
(via: zackgilbert)
“That is the way with debts; they just dump along, from shoulder to shoulder, and...”
– Mark Twain - in Who is Mark Twain?
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headflies asked: how do u make a screen grab 0.o
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200 posts!
This makes 201, but what a great time.
Thank you to all of my followers. All 12 of you.
That includes you:
culby wellthatsjustgreat selleckwaterfallsandwich katiecam goingforpicture michaeljosephcano mindfiles normallyme pretentiousblogtitle overheardonset buchr kingofthehillluz
Thanks! You guys rock.
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Happy 815 day!
(via fuckyeahlost)
Why did I just watch a whole infomercial?
I’m tired.
I should just go to bed.
Fuh.
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HIRE ME
I really want this job I’m applying for. I don’t know how to sell myself though. Is this ironic since I’m applying for a job for an advertising company? I’m spending hours on this cover letter. I really want this job. Not only do I want it, I need it. I have NO income right now.
PLEASE GIVE ME THIS JOB.
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finding a job
Why is job hunting the worst? Why can’t someone just give me a job? I’m smart, reliable, hard working, but no one knows that. AND I don’t know how to come across as the best worker ever in my damn cover letter. I hate cover letters.
I hope I get this job I’m going for, it would be super sweet, and PAYING. I need it. For reals.
so take, these broken wings, and learn to fly...
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It just looks like I'm popular, but I'm not.
why am I suddenly getting a crap load of followers on Twitter? It’s not like I even update it that much. I think it’s spammy people. They want me to go to their blogs, whatever the subjects. I don’t care!
I don't like when men wear pink shirts.
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hello
how is your day?
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guess what my mom was talking about ROUND 2
“It’s like male bonding.”
What was she talking about?
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“You can’t trust a vegetarian.”
– Hank Hill, on King of the Hill.
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“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....”
– Mark Twain - “On Postage Rates on Authors’ Manuscript” from Who is Mark Twain?
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