Oh SARA!

datkarkatass:

the-stars-descend:

the-stars-descend:

You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.

You know what that means?

You matter

this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen

sesamestreet:

Before you watch your next video on YouTube, you may see this first. We’re sorry for the interruption, but at least we’re funny.

Should

Magnificent Ruin, The world’s most useless word (via nevver)

true that.

nevver:

House of Atlas, Grace Weston

How fitting. Today I went to the California Women’s Conference. It was amazing.

nevver:

House of Atlas, Grace Weston

How fitting. Today I went to the California Women’s Conference. It was amazing.

Please save the InDesign files as Word documents for me to review.

(via clientsfromhell)

DUDE. This just happened to me too.

No. Just, NO.

spiegelman:

Space Shuttle flying through Griffith Park

I am TOTALLY BUMMED that I didn’t see this! Apparently I live under a rock because I didn’t know about it. :(

spiegelman:

Space Shuttle flying through Griffith Park

I am TOTALLY BUMMED that I didn’t see this! Apparently I live under a rock because I didn’t know about it. :(

Why you should never advertise a movie in a public restroom.Looper hasn’t even opened in theaters yet, but that didn’t stop this workplace from mercilessly trashing its movie poster with an impressive slew of excrement-related puns and reviews. And we have to admit, we’re more intrigued by their version. If they leave this up another few days, they’ll either have a full script, or start tearing it apart and using it as toilet paper.Via Happy Place

Why you should never advertise a movie in a public restroom.

Looper hasn’t even opened in theaters yet, but that didn’t stop this workplace from mercilessly trashing its movie poster with an impressive slew of excrement-related puns and reviews. And we have to admit, we’re more intrigued by their version. If they leave this up another few days, they’ll either have a full script, or start tearing it apart and using it as toilet paper.

Via Happy Place

Excuse me while I begin my eating disorder.

I met somebody 9 months ago, and we’ve had a friendly relationship for the last 5 months. This person is a man, but there’s no signs of a romantic relationship forming.

Anyway, I really trust(ed) this person and thought that they accepted me for who I am. Turns out, my weight is an issue. Which, is just mind-boggling. It also hurts. I thought this person loved and accepted me, but now that I know that my weight is undesirable to this person, I just don’t know what to do.

This is just the way I am at this moment. I’ve been larger, and I’ve been smaller. Why do I have to conform to society? Apparently it doesn’t matter that I’m a good person, or that I’m smart, or funny, or whatever other qualities I have. What the world sees is an overweight person.

I made a mistake on my part. I didn’t realize how shallow this person is. It’s unfortunate, I had accepted this person who they are, with all of their flaws.

I haven’t been in this much pain in a long time. I don’t want to do anything. I just want to lie here and brood. I’m in a better place than I was last year, so I’m aware of what I’m doing, but I don’t want to eat. There’s food there, but I don’t want to eat it because of what this person said.

I hope I feel better soon.

nevver:

Life’s too short for long stories